Your anonymous admirer

Dear Drunken Prophet,

Please help, I am in desperate need of an intelligent, handsome,
fun and flirty drinking partner and wondered if you would fit the bill? I too
share your love of drinking and music although I'm more of a Robert Plant fan
than Page it has to be said.

Your anonymous admirer xx

Dear Anonymous Admirer,

Well, well, my dear what can I say? Of course I fit
the bill! Being intelligent, handsome, fun, and flirty is what being a
Prophet is all about! Send me a photo and your measurements and we'll get a
drinking session arranged. I have to say that I love Page and Plant in
equal measures though Robert has the edge in the sexual charisma stakes
while Jimmy beats him hands down in the dark and mysterious league. I guess
you could say I'm a combination of the two!

Get in touch and lets get drunk.

Love

The not so anonymous Drunken Prophet.