Dean Martins stand up routine was laden with such pearls of drinking wisdom.

What can be said about Dean Martin that hasn’t been said a thousand times before? I could analyse his volatile relationship with the irrepressible Jerry Louis. I could bang on about his time with drinking legend Frank Sinartra and the rest of the Rat Pack. I could titillate you with tales of his drinking, and womanising, or bring you to tears with a boring critique of his musical career. I could detail his tragic demise after the death of his son Dino Junior in 1987, and his death of respiratory failure in 1995. No I shall talk of none of these things. Instead I will pass on a pearl of wisdom I learnt from the great man:
“If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt.”
Sound advice from a legend of drinking!