1. Bob Geldof
- I never liked the Boomtown Rats and
I can't stand his ego-zeppelin grandstanding
viv a vis 3rd world debt which hasn't
really helped anyone. And he looks like
a tramp.
2. Phil Jupitus –
For being unfunny and a smug git in
that 6 Music advert.
Look at me I've got lots of records
you haven't. Next time you're supping
imported lager on Later or dancing in
front of the stage at Glastonbury someone
might break in and either steal them
or incinerate them.
3&4. Ant & Dec
- Will never be funny, are not the Likely
Lads, and there "disguises"
always look like Ant & Dec with
play dough on their faces. If one of
them died would the other one die soon
after, like a faithful dog or an old
person, of a broken heart?
5. John Prescott -
Even before his affairs and when he
punched that man with a mullet his "wheel
me out at conference to convice the
plebs we are still Labour" routine
never fooled me. A socialist Uncle Tom
perhaps?
6. Chris Moyles -
Memo to Chris : You are not funny. P.S
How come you are the only person in
that Match Of The Day advert who is
doing kick ups behind a large desk?
You can see everyone else doing theirs....
7. Davina McCall -
Rather like Sunderland your promotion
to the big league has exposed your limited
ability.
8. Pete Doherty -
Looks rather chubby for a heroin addict.
Always being caught in possession of
drugs. Does he take them or is he pretending?
9. Michael Barrymore
– Even before the pool, fist,
dead body fiasco Barrymore had consistently
proved to the nation that he was a class
A Toolhead. Annoying catch phrases,
appalling TV shows and an ego the size
of Jupiter combined to make Barrymore
TV’s number one prime time prick.
10. Committee on Radioactive
Waste Management - After 3
years of investigation and consultation
this body has basically stated that
radioactive waste is very nasty and
should be buried deep underground in
places where terrorists can't get at
it and it won't leak. Their expenses
would make more enlightening reading.
11. Robbie Williams
– He looks like Norman Wisdom’s
and Lee Evan’s love child.
12. George Bush –
Proof than humans and chimps can interbreed.
